Something to cheer you up. My sister wrote this when she was 18. She is not now, nor ever will be, a game show hostess. It's called "I Want To Be A Game Show Hostess"
I want to be a Game Show Hostess. Oh, the contestants I will inspire! I'll point to prizes all day long. My arms will never tire.
Now, "Wheel of Fortune" and "Price is Right" have "Barker's Beauties" and Vanna White; but, I know the difference 'tween a vacuum and a "canner" and I'll always point to prizes in a calm and pleasing manner:
A Water Bed! A new Wet Bar! Ten thousand bucks!! A BRAAAAND NEW CAR!!!!!
If the clock runs out and you haven't a clue... I'll pout and stomp and say, "Oh poo!"
...but if you win that fabulous prize, you'll see a glimmer in my eyes. You'll see a smile upon my face and not a hair will be out of place.
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Date: 2009-02-10 09:46 pm (UTC)Something to cheer you up. My sister wrote this when she was 18. She is not now, nor ever will be, a game show hostess. It's called "I Want To Be A Game Show Hostess"
I want to be a Game Show Hostess.
Oh, the contestants I will inspire!
I'll point to prizes all day long.
My arms will never tire.
Now, "Wheel of Fortune" and "Price is Right"
have "Barker's Beauties" and Vanna White;
but, I know the difference 'tween a vacuum and a "canner"
and I'll always point to prizes in a calm and pleasing manner:
A Water Bed!
A new Wet Bar!
Ten thousand bucks!!
A BRAAAAND NEW CAR!!!!!
If the clock runs out
and you haven't a clue...
I'll pout and stomp and say,
"Oh poo!"
...but if you win that fabulous prize,
you'll see a glimmer in my eyes.
You'll see a smile upon my face
and not a hair will be out of place.
Oh God! I want to be a Game Show Hostess!!!!