When I was in 5th grade, my teacher was named "Miss Barbie". Our entire class liked basketball, but the hoops were quite old. New hoops were installed, but Miss Barbie told us that the girls weren't allowed to use them.

It was an obvious lie. I went down to the principal's office, and asked the principal if it was true. He was a very nice guy, and promptly made an announcement over the intercom that the new hoops were for *everyone*.

Barbie had it in for me the rest of the year. I would have done it again in a heartbeat. She was wrong, and we both knew it.