I wish to hypothesize that these people are so busy bashing Harry Potter because they're deathly afraid their kids will find it more interesting than their own drivel.

No wait, I don't wish. I do. Try claiming your ideas, guys.

(AND. "Abortion survivors?" What useless phrasing. Since I was not aborted (says she, obviously, as she is here to type this), does that make me an "abortion survivor?" Wouldn't that mean anyone drawing breath is an abortion survivor? Including the authors of this ridiculous phrase? And since they, abortion survivors all, are demonstrating with all this flailing that they are not in fact deeply struck by HP, their hypothesize fails. Sorry. Better luck next time.)

Whew. After all that I need more coffee.