I can readily imagine you as an ESL teacher, for whatever reason. Genetic counselor, too. (I saw a genetic counselor once.) You have lots of helping-type professions on this list -- psychologist, social worker, rehab counselor -- and while I can imagine you in one of these jobs, I can also imagine it crushing you under the weight of the on-the-job stress.

I cannot imagine you as an esthetician. That is one of the weirdest matches I've seen so far.