Falls over laughing

I've been immortalized! epicyclical has granted my fondest birthday wish and written me my very own Very Secret Diary!

Thanks, Cassie. Loff you so much!

*Goes off into more gales of laughter*

This cries out for an explanation

I was walking by a funeral home today, on my way to where my car was parked, and I saw on the grass under the tree three frying pans.

!

There has GOT to be a short story there. Or maybe even the seed of a novel.

Another one I saw years ago: I came downstairs to the lobby of the apartment building where I lived, and found blood all over the floor, along with scattered white lilac blossoms.

Hmm . . . (goes off to ponder)

Peg