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Argh, Persephone
It is dark gray and snowing hard outside my window. It's March 31st! Five to seven inches are expected. This is absolutely unacceptable.
As I saw remarked in![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
metaquotes this week (quoting ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
cjtremlett) if spring happens when Persephone leaves the underworld, Persephone and Hades must be having great sex this year.
Persephone, you brazen hussy, get out of bed--no, I don't care what he's doing to you and how good it feels, and I don't want to hear about his tongue and exactly where he's putting it--get your shameless little arse up here above ground, and get the spring started. Enough, already.
You can't eat until you get up here anyway. Aren't you getting hungry by now?
As I saw remarked in
metaquotes this week (quoting cjtremlett) if spring happens when Persephone leaves the underworld, Persephone and Hades must be having great sex this year.Persephone, you brazen hussy, get out of bed--no, I don't care what he's doing to you and how good it feels, and I don't want to hear about his tongue and exactly where he's putting it--get your shameless little arse up here above ground, and get the spring started. Enough, already.
You can't eat until you get up here anyway. Aren't you getting hungry by now?