The rubber chickens are back! And the drama continues . . .

[pegkerr]

In answer to the sign in our window, presumably, the rubber chickens are back hanging from the window of the practice room in the MacPhail Center for the Arts, across the alley from the building where I work. AND a sign hangs in the window which reads "Why did the rubber chicken cross the alley?"

The new sign in our window merely temporizes, "Hmmm."

Care to help come up with an answer to the riddle for us?

Edited to add: Someone came up with an answer and it has been posted:

"Because it wanted to stretch its legs!"

Comments

[pennswoods.livejournal.com]

To avoid litigation...

[barondave.livejournal.com]

a) To avoid being made into baby buggy bumpers

b) For some fowl reason

c) To get to the center of the arts

[porcinea.livejournal.com]

c) for the win!!

[jhetley.livejournal.com]

It fled in terror from the clowns?

[skg.livejournal.com]

To bounce some ideas around

[wild-irises.livejournal.com]

Close. I was going to suggest "to bounce off the other side."

[boldpurpletext.livejournal.com]

It needed legal advice.

[moony]

To seek legal counsel against one Col. Sanders.

[aome.livejournal.com]

So it could rubber-neck?/To avoid rubber-neckers?

To see the sitting duck?

He had a date with the plastic lawn flamingo?

To get a job as a bouncer?

[huladavid.livejournal.com]

Oh dear... Now I have

"Rubber chickens lay plastic eggs
And walk 'cross the road on wobbly legs"

running through my mind.

But maybe that's just 'cuz I watched Chicken Run with Jeff and Val this evening...