Men and women

[pegkerr]

This made me laugh out loud. I saw it on somebody's Sparkpage over at Sparkpeople:

Five tips for a woman....

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Below that, she had:

Serenity prayer:

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they pissed me off.

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[rysmiel.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of the story about the young vicar taking advice from the old vicar about how to hook people's attention at the start of a sermon, and the old vicar recommending as an example opening a sermon with the lines "Some of the best times of my life were spent in the arms of another man's wife. *dramatic pause* It was my own dear mother."

So the young vicar opts to give this a try, and stands up in front of his congregation, and says "Some of the best times of my life were spent in the arms of another man's wife." And gets a suitably shocked look for the congregation, and is flustered, and the pause hangs and hangs, and finally he says "Oh dear, I've forgotten who she was."