Men and women

[pegkerr]

This made me laugh out loud. I saw it on somebody's Sparkpage over at Sparkpeople:

Five tips for a woman....

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Below that, she had:

Serenity prayer:

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they pissed me off.

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[mayakda.livejournal.com]

There's this, not as funny, but on the numerical theme:

The nine ages of man:
1. Not old enough to know better.
2. Old enough to know better.
3. Not old enough to know.
4. Old enough to know.
5. Not old enough.
6. Old enough.
7. Not Old.
8. Old.
9. Not.