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Date: 2007-11-08 03:54 pm (UTC)
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Reuters published a news article with the headline Hide your old pills in poop, U.S. government says.

It has some great quotes, too:
Of course some people do not drink coffee. But maybe they have a pet ferret.

"Ferret waste, like nearly any other form of pet waste, can be effectively used to help prevent the abuse of unused prescription drugs," SAMHSA spokesman Mark Weber said.

This news delighted the American Ferret Association.

"The U.S. government declares ferret poop to be an effective weapon against drug abuse," the group said in a statement.
You have to imagine the reporter sitting at their keyboard, saying "I got to use the word 'poop' in a headline" over and over and giggling.
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