You can tell I dressed in the dark today

[pegkerr]

I am wearing one black sock and one blue sock. And my pants are a wee bit short, so you can definitely see it.

I feel like a dork.

Comments

[elynross.livejournal.com]

I was walking across the Library Quad last year, looked down, and realized I had on one blue clog and one green one. I know just how you feel.

Behave as if you intended to do it, is my advice. *g* You woke up feeling quirky!

[elisem.livejournal.com]

Nah, you're part of the fashion avant garde. Or is it the fashion en guarde?

Perhaps madame needs a sword to complete the ensemble, oui?

[pegkerr.livejournal.com]

I have a sword! My new Sting letter opener, which I keep at my desk at work. Useful for keeping the orcs away.

[cakmpls.livejournal.com]

Behave as if you intended to do it, is my advice.

Yes. Use cats as your model. You know how when they get overly cute and fall right off the couch, they lie there on the floor nonchalantly, as if that's what they meant to do? Like that.

[papersky.livejournal.com]

rysmiel does this more days than not.

[rysmiel.livejournal.com]

The unit of socks is a sock, not a pair.

[minnehaha.livejournal.com]

"I match my socks by thickness." --someone, probably Steven Wright

K.

[minnehaha.livejournal.com]

Yes. It was Wright.

B

You are not alone.

[bibliotrope.livejournal.com]

I've done that, too. Once or twice I've worn mismatched shoes! (I often buy shoes that I like in several colors.)

I've taken to keeping a flashlight nearby to help me sort navy-blue from black.