Here's a gag-worthy couple of sentences

[pegkerr]

You know the stuff they've been saying about the Twilight books, by Stephanie Meyer?

From Breaking Dawn by Stephanie Meyer:

I would probably never be able to do anything interesting or special like Edward [her vampire love], Alice or Jasper [other vampire family members] could do. Maybe I would just love Edward more than anyone else in the history of the world had ever loved anyone else.

Yeah. Exactly.