The things I learn from reading magazines in the lunchroom

Apparently voting is a "Glamour-Do." Who knew?

Is failing to fill out the ballot properly as bad as mixing prints and plaids? Is failing to vote at all as bad as having split ends or wearing sparkly eye shadow to the office? If I skip marking a choice in the judicial races, is that as bad as skipping the exfoliating?

And if I vote for a third-party candidate will he still respect me in the morning?

No Glare Report 10/14/04; V. bad night

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