The traditional morning question

I am the ONLY morning person in our household. What this means practically is that just about every morning, as I'm putting on my makeup, I am yelling out to the others, "Are you up yet?"

Today, I posed the traditional morning question. From Fiona in the girls' room came, "Define 'up.'"

"Dressed and moving in a forward direction."

"Um [long pause] . . . I'm moving diagonally. Does that count?"
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I cracked up as Fiona continued: "'Diagonal' has a little bit of 'forward' in it."

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