In case you missed it: some of the best
#JaneAustenAtTheSuperbowl came from
@rosannecash here. A sampling:
*Regarding the Legume Chorale, it grieves me to note that the spectacle exceeds the musicality.
*Some ladies are determined to sport bonnets made of cheese. I must take to my bed.
*The manly vigor is indeed impressive, but I don’t have the pleasure of understanding the purpose.
*One hopes the unfortunate incident involving the lady’s corset is not repeated on this occasion.
*The gentleman in the stripes? A known blackguard! I send no compliments to his mother.
*There is a uniformity of ill-favor in the appearance of the spectators. Who are their families? Tradesmen, surely.
*Word arrives that there will be a longish pause midway through the event. One hopes to be excessively diverted.
*Such lust for possession of an inanimate object so entirely lacking in aesthetic merit does not bode well.
*Are they to be murdered on the field?! Such an ill-advised display of manhood is indeed alarming.
*The proscribed repast is an abomination! Could we not conceive of a tea more pleasing and refined?