Memo to God

Jan. 4th, 2006 11:54 am
pegkerr: (Pride would be folly that disdained help)
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To: God
From: Me
Re: The weather

God,

I was just wondering whether something was wrong with the sun or something. We'd like to see it. It's one of Your finest creations, and we've been missing it quite a bit lately. Some of the most suspicious among us have begun concocting wild theories that somehow it has gotten broken and replaced with a bank of low wattage fluourescent lights, but You're sorta embarrassed about the whole thing and still tinkering with the set-up, and that's why the light is so low and there has been no break in the cloud cover for what, the last three weeks????

C'mon, big guy. Break out Your squeegee and clean off the sky, wouldja? Because there are some light-starved people down here who are ready to set some pretty big fires or nuclear explosions or something if they don't see the sun soon. Between You and me, they're kinda scary. Really, we don't want them to get out of control.

/pk
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