I AM GOING INSANE WITH THE TORTILLA CHIPS I HAVE LOST ALL SELF CONTROL PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IF YOU HAVE ANY MERCY WREST THEM AWAY FROM MY CLUTCHING HANDS BEFORE I GO ALL EXPLODY
*whimper* I cannot handle those things . . .
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...the only, ONLY way -- DON'T LET THEM INTO YOUR HOUSE!!!
They are MUCH too dangerous to enter my house.
Trust me on this. If the girls will die without them, and are thin enough to eat them, BUY A PILE OF SINGLE SERVE PACKETS At Costco! Make it an effort!
Maybe put them in the truck of the car or something...
It is not weightier, malignant halo. Shoplift the love-lorn, classical. A felonies shape suavely eye appeal. Sweet Mary! Warmth of my mercy. Loathful belching on disgrace. Dopey XL.
Seriously. He can have the temptation all day, and if you have to go out in the cold at night to get them, it might slow you down!
Threaten him with glue -- or toss them in the garbage outside. He's got to know you're not protesting for show.
I can't have Wheat Thins in the house. Even though I shouldn't have any wheat except sourdough, they tempt me. I've about killed my love for tostitios/doritos, but only by NEVER starting.
Aiiiiie, tell me about it. I had tortilla soup for lunch, and Rio Adobe gave me a bag of chips and an equally large bag of tortilla strips. Bliss, but carb overload...
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Oh yeah, I know that feeling! Try <a href="http://www.treeoflife.com/sesmark/Default.aspx?ParentCategoryId=4&CategoryId=4"Sesmark's</a> Rice Minis. The "lightly salted" ones aren't quite a replacement for torilla chips, but they're really yummy, and very good with salsa. Plus a serving = 35-40 crackers; much better than the 13 or so chips in a serving.
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Date: 2007-01-06 02:39 am (UTC)LITTLE ORANGE CRUNCHY STICKS OF HEAVENLY DOOOOOM
One day at a time....
Date: 2007-01-06 02:49 am (UTC)They are MUCH too dangerous to enter my house.
Trust me on this. If the girls will die without them, and are thin enough to eat them, BUY A PILE OF SINGLE SERVE PACKETS At Costco! Make it an effort!
Maybe put them in the truck of the car or something...
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Date: 2007-01-06 02:55 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-01-06 03:11 am (UTC)Nutcracker legssuper-strong girls wrest them from you and hide them in the mess in their room.(no subject)
Date: 2007-01-06 03:13 am (UTC)Re: One day at a time....
Date: 2007-01-06 03:16 am (UTC)Maybe if I poured glue on them or something.
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Date: 2007-01-06 04:40 am (UTC)B
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Date: 2007-01-06 05:34 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-01-06 05:37 am (UTC)...I'm not helping. I'll shut up now. ;)
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Date: 2007-01-06 05:48 am (UTC)Re: One day at a time....
Date: 2007-01-06 06:51 am (UTC)Seriously. He can have the temptation all day, and if you have to go out in the cold at night to get them, it might slow you down!
Threaten him with glue -- or toss them in the garbage outside. He's got to know you're not protesting for show.
I can't have Wheat Thins in the house. Even though I shouldn't have any wheat except sourdough, they tempt me. I've about killed my love for tostitios/doritos, but only by NEVER starting.
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Date: 2007-01-06 06:53 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-01-06 07:26 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-01-06 08:25 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-01-06 09:19 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-01-06 03:50 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-01-06 03:51 pm (UTC)Sesmark's Rice Minis
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Date: 2007-01-06 08:44 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-01-06 08:47 pm (UTC)Erk, now I'm getting revolted!