Note to my Digestive System
Jun. 15th, 2007 02:23 pmReally, I'm trying to be patient. I realize you've been through a lot in the past week and a half, and after all, I must give you due credit: you've never been particularly temperamental toward me in the past. I appreciate that. Since you are feeling particularly fretful today, please accept this bowl of very bland oatmeal in the spirit in which it is given. I don't mind coddling you for the moment, however . . .
Please appreciate my point of view. I have a rather busy life to lead. I have places to go and things to do. It would be extremely helpful if you would, er, try to temper your testiness in the very near future. If I continue to coddle you through the weekend, do you think you could please consider pulling up your metaphorical socks and start adhering more closely to your job description (digesting my food without trouble or complaint) sometime, oh, perhaps early next week? For me?
Thank you for your consideration.
Yours,
Peg
Please appreciate my point of view. I have a rather busy life to lead. I have places to go and things to do. It would be extremely helpful if you would, er, try to temper your testiness in the very near future. If I continue to coddle you through the weekend, do you think you could please consider pulling up your metaphorical socks and start adhering more closely to your job description (digesting my food without trouble or complaint) sometime, oh, perhaps early next week? For me?
Thank you for your consideration.
Yours,
Peg
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Date: 2007-06-15 08:01 pm (UTC)I would add something about having more patience with the process, but I think you've heard enough of that to get the idea. Enjoy Birchwood, but please don't tempt fate with a giant bowl of chili.
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Date: 2007-06-15 08:10 pm (UTC)Oh, and the doctor had me stay off the bicycle for over a month. I assume you've been warned about that.
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Date: 2007-06-15 09:06 pm (UTC)Did your doc give you any temporary diet restrictions?
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Date: 2007-06-15 09:20 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2007-06-15 09:35 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-15 09:55 pm (UTC)*hugs*
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Date: 2007-06-16 02:17 am (UTC)P.
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Date: 2007-06-16 03:21 am (UTC)http://www.redwoodhill.com/yogurt.htm
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Date: 2007-06-16 03:54 pm (UTC)