My first wizard rock song!
Dec. 3rd, 2007 03:31 pmOh my god, I actually did it. I wrote a wizard rock song. Well, I did a filk to "My Father is a Werewolf" by the Redhill Rats. (You can download their songs legally for free, including "My Father is a Werewolf"here.) Obviously I had too much time on my hands at work today.
Um. I think I'm going to contact Ministry of Magic and ask if they might want to record it. Why the hell not? Or maybe (maybe?) I'll figure out how to do it with Garage Band myself.
1. My father was a werewolf, a Marauder, one of four
Who joined the Order and who fought for Albus Dumbledore
My mother was an auror brave who sped upon her broom
and loved the man with the scarred up face whose boggart was the moon
2. Lord Voldemort rose again; I heard he caused some harm
with cruel men in the silver masks and the Dark Mark on their arms
Those Deatheaters had no fear, no shame and no remorse
There were burning houses left behind and a hundred broken doors
Ch: Come all ye wizards, hear the story of the ones that fell
Buy me Fire whiskey and a beer, and heed the tale I tell
If you have chocolate about you, repel those Dementors
and if this story spooks your wits, I'll tell you something more.
3. On a night-time visit he encountered some old friends
and told them he was leaving, that his marriage he must end
When Harry called him coward, the wolf rose in his eyes
But he left to go back home to her and to apologize
4. The Whomping Willow stands right there behind a wooded hill
And I cannot pass by there without thinking about him still
The Shrieking Shack stands in that field, its windows all a-gape,
Haunted by his memory and the ghost of Severus Snape
Chorus
I believe he truly loved her, but both left me behind
and fell in battle fighting for the rest of wizardkind
My mother was an auror, my godfather’s the Chosen One,
But my father was a werewolf and I am a werewolf's son
Yes, my father was a werewolf, that makes me a werewolf's son.
Listen to the tune here (click on the fifth song on the player):
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1. My father was a werewolf and he roamed the countryside
His fangs were long and sharp, his territory was wide
Along the way he sang his songs and sang them out of tune
He left a trail of tears and grief beneath the yellow moon
2. In a far-off village I heard he broke some hearts
I guess young hearts break easily in those foreign parts
Drunken frenzy has no fear, no shame and no remorse
There were burning bridges left behind and a hundred broken doors
Ch: Come all ye wankers, hear the story of the beast that stunk
Buy me a whiskey and a beer, I'm not completely drunk
If you have loose change about you, ring those service bells,
and if this story spooks your wits, I'll tell you something else.
3. On a night-time rampage he encountered some old friends
and left them lying in a pool of blood, this is where that story ends
When he came home next morning, he was all smile and charm
By the dirt under his fingernails I knew he'd done some harm.
4. My playground was a field of thorns behind a sandy hill
Grown-ups could not come there against the childrens' will
A haunted house stood in that field, all derelict and torn
I played there with the bones of the damned and the ghosts of the forlorn
Chorus-
5. I believe that I'm in love right now, a feeling that remains
is a twisting pulse inside my head and a bloodrush in my veins.
That girl is sweet beyond compare, she is my only one
But my father was a werewolf and I am a werewolf's son
Yes, my father was a werewolf, that makes me a werewolf's son.
Edited to add:
marcgunn has recorded it! You can listen and download it here. Thanks, Marc!
Um. I think I'm going to contact Ministry of Magic and ask if they might want to record it. Why the hell not? Or maybe (maybe?) I'll figure out how to do it with Garage Band myself.
1. My father was a werewolf, a Marauder, one of four
Who joined the Order and who fought for Albus Dumbledore
My mother was an auror brave who sped upon her broom
and loved the man with the scarred up face whose boggart was the moon
2. Lord Voldemort rose again; I heard he caused some harm
with cruel men in the silver masks and the Dark Mark on their arms
Those Deatheaters had no fear, no shame and no remorse
There were burning houses left behind and a hundred broken doors
Ch: Come all ye wizards, hear the story of the ones that fell
Buy me Fire whiskey and a beer, and heed the tale I tell
If you have chocolate about you, repel those Dementors
and if this story spooks your wits, I'll tell you something more.
3. On a night-time visit he encountered some old friends
and told them he was leaving, that his marriage he must end
When Harry called him coward, the wolf rose in his eyes
But he left to go back home to her and to apologize
4. The Whomping Willow stands right there behind a wooded hill
And I cannot pass by there without thinking about him still
The Shrieking Shack stands in that field, its windows all a-gape,
Haunted by his memory and the ghost of Severus Snape
Chorus
I believe he truly loved her, but both left me behind
and fell in battle fighting for the rest of wizardkind
My mother was an auror, my godfather’s the Chosen One,
But my father was a werewolf and I am a werewolf's son
Yes, my father was a werewolf, that makes me a werewolf's son.
Listen to the tune here (click on the fifth song on the player):
Powered by iSOUND.COM
1. My father was a werewolf and he roamed the countryside
His fangs were long and sharp, his territory was wide
Along the way he sang his songs and sang them out of tune
He left a trail of tears and grief beneath the yellow moon
2. In a far-off village I heard he broke some hearts
I guess young hearts break easily in those foreign parts
Drunken frenzy has no fear, no shame and no remorse
There were burning bridges left behind and a hundred broken doors
Ch: Come all ye wankers, hear the story of the beast that stunk
Buy me a whiskey and a beer, I'm not completely drunk
If you have loose change about you, ring those service bells,
and if this story spooks your wits, I'll tell you something else.
3. On a night-time rampage he encountered some old friends
and left them lying in a pool of blood, this is where that story ends
When he came home next morning, he was all smile and charm
By the dirt under his fingernails I knew he'd done some harm.
4. My playground was a field of thorns behind a sandy hill
Grown-ups could not come there against the childrens' will
A haunted house stood in that field, all derelict and torn
I played there with the bones of the damned and the ghosts of the forlorn
Chorus-
5. I believe that I'm in love right now, a feeling that remains
is a twisting pulse inside my head and a bloodrush in my veins.
That girl is sweet beyond compare, she is my only one
But my father was a werewolf and I am a werewolf's son
Yes, my father was a werewolf, that makes me a werewolf's son.
Edited to add:
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Date: 2007-12-03 10:00 pm (UTC)I can't listen to the song here at work, but the lyrics look great!
I say go ahead and send a message to the Ministry folk! Do you have their email, or are you just going to send it through MySpace. Let me know if you don't hear from them and I can prod them! (Not that I can promise that it'll do any good! ;0)
-Kari
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Date: 2007-12-04 03:24 am (UTC)Anyway, I pulled out my PayPal receipt from ordering the TriWizard Tournament CD and there was a gmail address for Ministry of Magic, so I tried that. I assume that's still their email address? Using that address, I've sent the query off, and I'm ridiculously hopeful that they'd be interested in recording it. I'd really love to hear what they could do with it.
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Date: 2007-12-04 03:34 am (UTC)But I the address I have for them is gmail also, so... :)
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Date: 2007-12-12 01:09 pm (UTC)I still haven't heard back from Ministry of Magic, though. :-(
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Date: 2007-12-04 01:49 am (UTC)Btw, did my little package arrive? I sent it Tues, but the mail seems to be traveling at strange regional speeds, so I just wanted to check.
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Date: 2007-12-04 03:20 am (UTC)You can download twenty-two of the Redhill Rats' songs legally here, all for free! Including "My Father is a Werewolf." I like all of their music quite well. They are a Celtic music group, yes, but they are actually located in Helsinki, Finland, of all places!
I sent the e-mail off to Ministry of Magic to inquire tonight. It's probably a small chance that they'd be interested, but I'm ridiculously hopeful. I'd really love to hear them do it.
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Date: 2007-12-11 03:15 pm (UTC)I love it.
Hey would you mind, if I can make the time, if I recorded your song?
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Date: 2007-12-11 04:21 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-12-12 06:49 am (UTC)http://www.myspace.com/marcgunn
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Date: 2007-12-12 03:33 pm (UTC)(I really need to find a new host for pegkerr.com. Yet another item for my massive to-do list.)
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Date: 2007-12-12 01:14 pm (UTC)My Father Was A Werewolf
Date: 2007-12-16 01:05 am (UTC)I sing & play guitar with Redhill Rats. I also wrote the original My Father Was A Werewolf. I think this is a wonderful way to share ideas, letting them become bigger than any of us could create by ourselves. And delightfully off kilter to boot.
I loved your lyrics for the song. I'm not that passionate about HP, but, having read all the books, I can relate to the themes that you raised. You (re)captured the rhythm of the song quite perfectly, which is aptly manifested by Marc in his version.
Marc did not contact me prior to recording the song, but that's perfectly alright. This is so much fun.
All the best,
Ilkka Ranta-aho
ilkka.ranta-aho@a-lehdet.fi
Re: My Father Was A Werewolf
Date: 2007-12-16 02:32 am (UTC)