FIona's lament

[pegkerr]

Fiona's heartfelt lament at dinner:

"All my favorite television programs are British. All my slang is British. I wear a red coat to the dojo. But I don't like tea!

I utterly fail as an Angliphile."

Comments

[vacillating]

Please reassure her that, as I am tea-total and entitled to a British passport, it isn't actually required. :-)