Despair, Inc.

I unexpectedly received a catalogue today that just delighted me, in a darkly humorous sort of way. How on earth did my name get on the mailing list for Despair, Inc.? I can order the Pessimist's Mug, or "Demotivators" posters:

For the first time, one company has stepped forth with tools for unleashing such hidden potentials. No matter who you are, you have the potential to be so very much less. And with the transformative powers of our Demotivators® products, you will be.

"Whether you're a pessimist, underachiever or a chronic failure, I personally offer my unconditional* guarantee that Demotivators® will truly inspire you to new lows!

Wow. Now there's a company with um, a unique corporate vision.