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Fiona broke the first plate of the new china today.
"It's not my fault! It just fell off the counter!"
Yeah, right. I'm sure it took a swan dive onto the floor, all on its own.
"It's not my fault! It just fell off the counter!"
Yeah, right. I'm sure it took a swan dive onto the floor, all on its own.
