I am astounded by the wank going on right now over the shipping wars. (See
madlorivoldmort here,
longtimegone here, who seems most irate, and
jlh here). I don't have anything to add, because I am not invested in any ship over any other, except--my goodness, everyone. Simmer down.
And really, you don't want to send
that petition to Jo. You'll only make yourself look exceedingly foolish.
(I am loading the audio CDs of the HP books onto my computer. The track playing as I drafted this seems oddly appropriate.)