I will not

be doing weight-lifting today.

I refuse to feel guilty about this.

The Goddess of Chocolate

As a creativity exercise, I pulled out my old Magnetic Poetry kit. After a half hour of messing around, I came up with this:

The goddess of chocolate
dreams of lovers' tongues
languid with lust
licking her essential sweetness
she drools as she dreams
gorgeous
and luscious
and so easy

And now for something completely different

Gacked from baaaaabyanimals

Ok . . . Led Zeppelin . . . and Vikings . . . and kittens.

*is speechless*

Edited to add: movingfinger pointed to this link: Fat Boy Slim . . . and kittens.

*is even more speechless*

Memories

Gacked from nmalfoy:

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want, either good or bad. I promise not to come after you with a SPOON either way.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your LJ and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you.