Heard on the Radio
Jun. 7th, 2005 07:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pegkerrTonight, as I was working on the kitchen, I swore I heard on the radio, "There is a tomato watch in Hennepin County until 6:00 tonight."
For a brief startled instant, I thought, I know it's been raining a lot lately, but are they really growing that fast?
Oh. Tornado watch.
For a brief startled instant, I thought, I know it's been raining a lot lately, but are they really growing that fast?
Oh. Tornado watch.
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Date: 2005-06-08 12:56 am (UTC)BEWARE THE TOMATOS.
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Date: 2005-06-08 01:52 am (UTC)Hello, I'm Dan Quayle.
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Date: 2005-06-08 03:47 am (UTC)This reminded me of...
Date: 2005-06-08 01:02 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-06-08 01:04 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2005-06-08 01:35 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-06-08 01:54 am (UTC)There must be something wrong with the atmosphere...
Date: 2005-06-08 01:43 am (UTC)Re: There must be something wrong with the atmosphere...
Date: 2005-06-08 03:23 am (UTC)fear of tomatoes
Date: 2005-06-08 03:04 am (UTC)I showed it to a few fellow conselors and we all agreed it was a very strange fear.
The very first night of camp, all of the girls were sitting in the cabin getting to know one another. Suddenly the sky turned a strange shade of yellow and green and Annie began to cry. The counselors and I figured it was homesickness.
Then the bell rang throughout camp indicating a tornado alarm.
Annie nearly lost her mind.
Once the skies had settled and the campers had gone to bed, I pulled Annie's sheet out again.
Her mother's sloppy handwriting had said "tomatoes", but of course the poor child was deathly afraid of tornadoes.
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Date: 2005-06-08 03:10 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-06-08 03:26 am (UTC)....hmmmm
Date: 2005-06-08 03:36 am (UTC)I've been wanting to write a children's picture book...
Re: ....hmmmm
Date: 2005-06-08 03:50 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-06-08 04:12 am (UTC)Good books, and likely to lead to giant and potentially menacing vegetables...
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Date: 2005-06-08 12:46 pm (UTC)