Political joke of the day

[pegkerr]

From one of my e-mail correspondents:

The White House press secretary is asked:
What's George W. Bush's position on Roe vs. Wade?

He replies:
The President really doesn't care how people get themselves out of New Orleans.

Comments

[scott-lynch.livejournal.com]

Actually, wouldn't the answer be "We were attacked on 9/11, and that changed everything?"

[mangosorbet007.livejournal.com]

Heee! Also, unfortunately totally believable.

[cheshyre]

Thanks.
I repeated the Q&A (minus the setup that it's a joke) to my husband, and his face made all kinds of interesting shapes...

[callunav.livejournal.com]

I totally believed that was serious when Julian first read it to me. She said it was a joke, but I didn't quite take it in, and it was so horribly believable....

[copperwise.livejournal.com]

I know...it's so horribly, horribly possible. But it still made me snort.

[callunav.livejournal.com]

Oh, I cackled long and loud....after my doubletake.

[cmpriest.livejournal.com]

[:: groan ::]

[mayakda.livejournal.com]

mwahaha :))))