The Bulwer-Lytton results are up

[pegkerr]

Here's the grand prize winner:

Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you've had your last burrito for a while, whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean.

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Comments

[fajrdrako.livejournal.com]

I must agree... that one is remarkable!

[angevin2.livejournal.com]

This one was my favorite:

Twas brillig, and the toves were not just slithy, they were stinking drunk.

[cynthia1960.livejournal.com]

Ow. I need a 800 mg ibuprofen pill to banish the pain.

[thorintatge.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised anyone really considers this entry or most of the otehrs to actually be really bad. I actually think that aside from the ambiguity in its phrasing and the poor punctuation, this opening sentence is quite witty.

[faithhopetricks.livejournal.com]

whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean

I kind of like that last bit! That's a not-bad-at-all Chandler parody.