Friday's Rubber Chicken Riddle

[pegkerr]

This is getting a tad bit confusing . . .

The last few exchanges have gone:

Judith over at MacPhail posted: What does the RUBBER CHICKEN band like to drive?

First we posted A stretch limo

and Judith at MacPhail posted A Mini-Couper.

Above that she posted:

How do RUBBER CHICKEN rock stars get to their gigs?

This was puzzling. It seemed to be a riddle that begged the answer we had already given ("A stretch limo,") but I decided to put up another answer: By jumping on the rubber bandwagon (escorted by a bouncer)"

Today I watched as Judith put up a new sign:

What kind of a job does a 300 lb RUBBER CHICKEN have? She saw me, I saw her, we exchanged waves, and I walked away, pondering.

Well, a bouncer, obviously, but that was part of the answer to their last riddle.

I wonder if she now thinks we're playing Jeopardy? In other words, we posted an extra answer to one of the riddles, and now she is posting riddles as responses to our answers instead of us posting answers to her riddles?

At any rate, can you think of any other job that a 300 lb rubber chicken can have, besides a bouncer???

I am definitely ordering the rubber chicken earrings for her. I may even get a pair for myself.

Comments

[liadan-m.livejournal.com]

physics tester. ;) Not a pun in there, but it's what I could come up with...

[sraun]

<deep base voice>
Here, foxy, foxy, foxy!
</deep base voice>

[liadan-m.livejournal.com]

would that be "faux" bait?

[bohemianspirit.livejournal.com]

A sumo rustler.

[aome.livejournal.com]

This was my thought, too, except I would say "Sumo roostler".

[malinaldarose.livejournal.com]

Any job it wants?

[barondave.livejournal.com]

That's the obvious answer, and hence not subtle enough for these high concept messages...

[malinaldarose.livejournal.com]

And, lo, I am shamed. *sniff*

[barondave.livejournal.com]

Yo Yo Dietician

A Bouncer (used, but what the heck)

Elastic Sumo Wrester

Outdoor Sign for Fred's Used Tires and Fried Chicken Shack

[minnehaha.livejournal.com]

He plays in a rubber band, of course.

K.

[lauzeta.livejournal.com]

Whatever will let it make a buck?

[bohemianspirit.livejournal.com]

By the way, you should DEFINITELY get a pair of the rubber chicken earrings for yourself.

[nellorat.livejournal.com]

No help, just wanted to say how much I have been enjoying this whole rubber-chicken thing: greatly.

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

Any kind of job they want...?

I'm sorry, it had to be done.

[diatryma.livejournal.com]

Don't ask too many question about Big Jim's job. Yeah, he makes a lot of money for a grocery-store clerk. Yeah, he's cocky and annoying. But don't ask. If you like where you live, if you like your car, if you like your dog, don't ask. Don't ask about the building down on the corner, the one with the red-and-white striped roof. Don't ask about the burned-out slab up a ways, with the pail-shaped sign that once rotated. Don't ask about Jimmy's days off. You don't want to see what he can do. You don't want to know about what he can do.
Sometimes, it's the Colonel who gets Kentucky fried.

[kerryp.livejournal.com]

left wing for the Mighty Ducks?