Friday's Rubber Chicken riddle

[pegkerr]

Judith never posted her own answer to the last riddle, which makes me think she was satisfied with ours. Today a new riddle has been posted in the window:

"Why is it in poor taste to tell RUBBER CHICKEN jokes?"

Well, friends list?

Comments

[d-aulnoy.livejournal.com]

Because you have to chew and chew and chew at them!

[sdn.livejournal.com]

because they stretch the truth a little far.

[sternel.livejournal.com]

Because they're so hard to bounce back from.

[aome.livejournal.com]

They cross the line?

[barondave.livejournal.com]

Less Filing!

No Colbert Bounce.

Knock Knock.

That was no lady, that was my rubber chicken.

The Vulcanized have no sense of humor.

(Okay, I'm gonna go with the last one, and let's hope they're Trekkies.)

[wintercreek]

That last one is awesome. Just sayin'.

[jhetley.livejournal.com]

Have you ever _tasted_ a rubber chicken?

(cue "Charlie the Tuna" ad)

[elisem.livejournal.com]

It's impolite to mock the latex-enhanced?

[tesla-aldrich.livejournal.com]

Because rubber chickens are "boilers," not "roasters."

[althea_valara]

Because rubber chickens taste poorly.

[pegkerr.livejournal.com]

Excellent answer. We may use this one.

[sraun]

I want to do something inspired by those old 'Charlie the Tuna' ads, but nothing is coming to mind.

[swords-and-pens.livejournal.com]

The punch lines are always fowl.

[pegkerr.livejournal.com]

Also a good answer. We may use this one, too.

[cupidsbow.livejournal.com]

Because there's no challenge to pullet's leg.

[pegkerr.livejournal.com]

Ar ar ar.

[joyful-noise-82.livejournal.com]

by definition, rubber chickens have no taste at all...

[bohemianspirit.livejournal.com]

My brain is not being witty today, so I'll just cast my vote for barondave's brilliant groaner: "The Vulcanized have no sense of humor."

[bonkabonka.livejournal.com]

Because the punch-line is always a bit of a stretch?