Vague yet extremely important announcement

[pegkerr]

My family has utterly reached--nay, surpassed--its reasonable yearly quota of unpleasant surprises. Future ones arriving to rip up our peace before the end of 2014 will be returned to sender immediately. Postage due.

Perhaps I'll say more later on, but we are first going to exert every possible effort to undo today's little bombshell. That is all for now.

Wish us luck.