I DON'T WANT TO BE AT WORK TODAY

I hesitate to ask anyone to phone in a bomb scare (no really, please don't), but couldn't someone cut the power to the building or something so that we can all go home?

(Where are Fred and George and their supply of dungbombs when I need them?)

Dammit, dammit, dammit

Why didn't anyone TELL me that Jonathan Coulton was in town last night? I could have heard "Code Monkey" live and I MISSED MY CHANCE????

Well . . . I suppose I wouldn't have been able to go anyway because of Fiona's school conferences.

Still, aw, shoot. I hope it won't be long before he tours here again.

(Was this all a deep-dyed conspiracy on your part, minnehaha B., to keep the insidious "Code Monkey" earworm at bay?)

Bored out of my mind at work with nothing to do

There are 75 paperclips in my small paperclip holder.

Bored out of my mind at work with nothing to do II

There are 20 paperclips in my large paperclip holder.

Bored out of my mind at work with nothing to do III

I wonder what the chances are of a large pterodactyl crashing through one of the office windows.

That would liven things up.

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