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calliope continues the joke for Harry Potter, here (read other responses in the comments).
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Harry Potter: I DON'T KNOW!!!
Albus Dumbledore: Alas, I am sorry, I cannot tell you why the chicken crossed the road. Perhaps later, when you are older, I will tell you...but put it out of your mind for now.
Cornelius Fudge: It's inconceviable! A chicken crossing the road...it must have been Confunded!
Severus Snape: Because it was a foolish, pigheaded Gryffindor.
Mad-Eye Moody: Because it was practicing CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
Petuina Dursley: It must have been one of those kind of chickens. Not a perfectly normal, respectable chicken!
Sybill Trelawney: I was crystal gazing, and lo, I saw that the chicken would cross the road. And so it did.
Voldemort: That foolish chicken has betrayed me for the last time - Crucio!
Padfoot: Hmm...chicken...
Ron Weasley: I dunno. Ask Hermione, I bet she read it in Hogwarts, A History.
Hermione Granger: I don't know, but give me two minutes in the library and I'll find out.
Draco Malfoy: When my Father finds out about that Mudblood chicken trespassing on Malfoy property...
Padma Patil: Because there was a good-looking rooster from Beauxbatons on the other side, who paid far more attention to her than the rooster on her own side of the road.
Ginny Weasley: Oh, good, I didn't kill them all.
Neville Longbottom: I forgot. What was the question?
Luna Lovegood: t was looking for a Crumple Horned Snorkack.
Sirius Black: Because it was just trying to have a little fun, like James used to do.
Remus Lupin: It was looking for chocolate, which really helps.
calliope continues the joke for Harry Potter, here (read other responses in the comments). Why did the chicken cross the road?
Harry Potter: I DON'T KNOW!!!
Albus Dumbledore: Alas, I am sorry, I cannot tell you why the chicken crossed the road. Perhaps later, when you are older, I will tell you...but put it out of your mind for now.
Cornelius Fudge: It's inconceviable! A chicken crossing the road...it must have been Confunded!
Severus Snape: Because it was a foolish, pigheaded Gryffindor.
Mad-Eye Moody: Because it was practicing CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
Petuina Dursley: It must have been one of those kind of chickens. Not a perfectly normal, respectable chicken!
Sybill Trelawney: I was crystal gazing, and lo, I saw that the chicken would cross the road. And so it did.
Voldemort: That foolish chicken has betrayed me for the last time - Crucio!
Padfoot: Hmm...chicken...
Ron Weasley: I dunno. Ask Hermione, I bet she read it in Hogwarts, A History.
Hermione Granger: I don't know, but give me two minutes in the library and I'll find out.
Draco Malfoy: When my Father finds out about that Mudblood chicken trespassing on Malfoy property...
Padma Patil: Because there was a good-looking rooster from Beauxbatons on the other side, who paid far more attention to her than the rooster on her own side of the road.
Ginny Weasley: Oh, good, I didn't kill them all.
Neville Longbottom: I forgot. What was the question?
Luna Lovegood: t was looking for a Crumple Horned Snorkack.
Sirius Black: Because it was just trying to have a little fun, like James used to do.
Remus Lupin: It was looking for chocolate, which really helps.
