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Today, in the food court of the building where I work, I was publicly saluted for my civic-mindedness by a garbage can which said loudly as I dumped the trash from my lunch: “Thank you for helping to keep our area clean.”

I was so startled, I almost dropped the tray in, too.

(Perhaps I should take this opportunity to say that I am not interested in the opinion, on any subject whatsoever, of any public toilet I use, now or in the future. I sincerely hope it won’t come to that.)

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Date: 2002-10-24 12:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drewan.livejournal.com
(Perhaps I should take this opportunity to say that I am not interested in the opinion, on any subject whatsoever, of any public toilet I use, now or in the future. I sincerely hope it won’t come to that.)

"Thank you for depositing your physical waste in me. Make sure to clean the area around me in preperation for my next customer. Have a healthy day!"

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