Walk at lunch

[pegkerr]

I took a walk across the Stone Arch Bridge over the Mississippi River. The sky was so achingly blue, and the air so deliciously fresh after all our morbid weeks of rain, that it was unbelievably hard to turn my steps back. As I approached the office, I had a strong urge to whip out a rocket grenade launcher and reduce the building to smoking rubble so that I wouldn't have to go back to work.

But then it occurred to me that I had left my purse up at my desk and so it probably wouldn't be wise. So I left my attorneys to live another day.

Next time, I'll take a fanny pack, so there'll be no reason not to go ahead. Then they're toast.

Comments

[aerden.livejournal.com]

Hehehe! I like the way you think!

Chantal

[madlori.livejournal.com]

Peg, whenever you talk about "your attorneys," I picture them as pets. I imagine you going to your office and sitting down at your desk, and there's a cardboard box next to it where the attorneys sit with their suits and their briefcases. When you come into view they excitedly peer over the box and wag their little attorney tails and gaze up at you, hoping for a treat or maybe a scratch behind the ears.

Who's a good attorney? Fetch the brief, there's a good boy!

[aerden.livejournal.com]

*giggles hysterically!*

The scary thing is, I can picture this in my mind so easily....

Chantal

[sarekofvulcan.livejournal.com]

Permission to metaquotes?

[pegkerr.livejournal.com]

Go ahead. Thanks.

[sarekofvulcan.livejournal.com]

No, thank you (http://www.livejournal.com/community/metaquotes/3342025.html). :-)

[wilfulcait.livejournal.com]

you could just run away without blowing the attorneys into kibble... I'm always amazed at how close a shave it is by which we go on living every day.

[roadnotes.livejournal.com]

I like your thinking.