The Evolution of Dance

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This is DEFINITELY worth six minutes of your time.

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Damn, he's good. And in seriously good shape - he made that breakdancing look effortless. Thanks for the smile.

I don't think I have anything new to share. What usually cracks me up is to turn the "Dialectizer" on any given text, and see what turns up.

Cockney:
It is a truff universally acknowledged, right, that a singgle man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a ole lady. However wee known the bloomin' feelings or views of such a man may be on 'is first enterin' a neighbourhood, right, this truff is so well fixed in the chuffin' minds of the surroundin' families, right, that 'e is considered as the rightful property of some one or uvver of their daughters. "Me dear Guvnor Bennet," said 'is lady ter him one day, right, "have yer 'eard that Nefferfield Park is let at last?" Guvnor Bennet replied that 'e 'ad not. "But it is," returned she; "for Mrs. Long 'as just been 'ere, and she told me all about it." Guvnor Bennet made no answer. "Do not yer want ter know 'oo 'as taken it?" cried 'is ole lady impatiently. "Yer want ter tell me, right, and I 'ave no objection ter hearin' it." This were invitation enough. "Why, my dear, yer must know, Mrs. Long says that Nefferfield is taken by a yung man of large fortune from the norff of England; that 'e came dahn on Monday in a chaise and four ter see the place, and were so much delighted wiv it that 'e agreed wiv Guvnor Morris immediately; that 'e is ter take possession before Michaelmas, right, and some of 'is servants are ter be in the house by the end of next week." "Woss 'is name?" "Bingley." "Is 'e married or singgle?" "Oh! Oi! singgle, my dear, to be sure! Oi! A singgle man of large fortune; four or five fousand a year. Wot a not so bad fin' for us girls!"

Jive:
It be a trud universally acknowledged, dat some sin'le joker in possession uh a baaaad fo'tune gots'ta be in wants' uh a mama. Howeva' little knode de feelin's o' views uh such some man may be on his fust enterin' some neighbourhood, dis trud be so well fixed in de minds uh de surroundin' families, dat he be considered as de rightful propuh'ty uh some one o' oda' of deir daughters. "Mah' dear Mr. Ah be baaad... Bennet," said his lady t'him one day, "have ya' heard dat Nederfield Park be let at last?" Mr. Ah be baaad... Bennet replied dat he had not. Man! "But it is," returned she; "fo' Mrs. Long gots plum been here, and she told me all about it. Man!" Mr. Ah be baaad... Bennet made no answer. Ah be baaad... "Do not ya' wanna know who gots snatchn it?" cried his mama impatiently. Slap mah fro! "You's wanna tell me, and ah' have no objecshun t'hearin' it. Man!" Dis wuz invitashun enough. Lop some boogie. "Why, mah' dear, ya' gots'ta know, Mrs. Long says dat Nederfield be snatchn by some yung joker of large fo'tune fum de no'd uh England; dat he came waaay down on Monday in some chaise and foe t'see da damn place, and wuz so's much delighted wid it dat he agreed wid Mr. Ah be baaad... Mo'ris immediately; dat he be to snatch possession befo'e Michaelmas, and some uh his servants is to be in de crib by de end uh next week. Ya' know?" "Whut be his dojigger?" "Bin'ley. Slap mah fro!" "Is he married o' raple?" "Oh! Right on! raple, mah' dear, t'be sho' man! Right on! A raple joker of large fo'tune; foe o' five dousand some year. Ah be baaad... Whut some fine doodad fo' our goats! Right on!"

You get the idea. :D