Twilight parody by three wizard rockers

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Found out about this here. Alex Carpenter of The Remus Lupins, Jason Munday of Ministry of Magic and Kristina Horner of the Parselmouths offer this parody ("My Eclipse") of 3OH!3 and Ke$ha's "My First Kiss." The point being that as a role model, Bella frankly, well, sucks.

You can download the song here. Lyrics:

My dream kiss goes a little like this
Bite and twist
Bite, bite and twist

Before you, I didnt even exist
exist, even exist.

Edward (Alex)
I said hold on tight
Cos I run real fast
But then this girl got crazy clingly
Always checking out my ....
Shes got a crush on my eyes
Yeah she tastes like like candy
Excuse miss, can I drink a pint of blood please?

Jacob (Jason)
I know what she's about
Cos I heard that Bella puts out
Knows how to use her lips
Been workin on my abs
Been watchin , keepin tabs
With me you won't get bit

Edward/Jacob
Bella Swan talks way too much
Once she got a little touch
If i had it my way
You know that we both would say
OooooOOoo
Shut Up.

Shes so two dimensional
Clumsy and conventional
Says I have a perfect face with
Every thought, her empty brain
OooooOOoo
Shut Up.

Edward:
I said I'm not human,
I'm made of stone
So baby stop narrating
And just leave me alone,
Cos when the sun hits me
I glow like diamonds
I'm a lion in the rough
Bella please stop your whining

Bella (Kri$tina):
Edward's great in the sack
But jacob's got a six pack
It's like a tough love game
(you ought to be ashamed)
You'd kill yourself for me
But Edward's down on one knee
I love you both the same

Alex Carpenter has just released an EP of music for The Hunger Games, by the way, called Freedom in Panem. Download it here.